Hi there! I know what you're thinking: "Vlad, if you are going take the time to make a blog why don't you just put a video of yourself masturbating on the internet?" Maybe you are right to think so, though vulgar. It may say as much and that way people could see my dick which might be more interesting/entertaining. Even those who call themselves my friends are probably more interetsted in what my dick looks like than anything I may relate in text. Also I could make a video which featured me using the internet to obtain pornographic materials and then pleasuring myself in a po-mo, self-aware, meta-jerk-off.

(HEY! the overuse of hyphens has been called indulgent to the point of masturbatory)

But no, not yet anyway. All I really have anymore is my dignity and hence I will only show my dick to a select few and any schoolbuses passing my house. Besides I know what you're thinking. Or rather I know what I'm thinking, and now I'ma tell y'all. Also I have no job and have been reading other people's blogs. I do a lot of writing to myself anyway, now you can see!
I promise to herein report on in great detail:
books I have recently read
movies I have recently seen
substances I have recently consumed or hope to one day consume
theories and philosophies I don't understand
and all things pop-culture, especially celebrity hook-ups/break-ups
Not that anyone will be paying much attention but I think I should also relate some things that I've never told anyone about to maybe entice one or two bored readers. I plan to start a series very soon about near-religious experiences I've had over the course of my life. Also I got really drunk the other night and I will provide an itemized breakdown of what I had and how I used it. Its an exciting time to be alive.